So now that dad's home from work and it's time for the kids running GM to face the music, the focus is again on "restructuring," and the General's plans to streamline its branding. No more Saturn. No more Hummer. No more Pontiac. No more Saab. Fair enough. That leaves a lean, focused line-up, right? Each clearly-defined brand delivering quality product to a specific, established demographic, with no redundancy, right? Let's look:Chevrolet. The heart of GM. The heart of America. The heartbeat of America. Like a rock. Value value value. America. Corvette. Trucks. Hard hats. USA #1!Cadillac. The...
Now Let's See It At 1:1: El McLareno
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Just because it never happened doesn't mean it still shouldn't. This + this = love.Click on the pic for more photos and the builder's account of divine inspirat...
Vintage When It Was New
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Great collection of vintage '50s and '60s race programs from Watkins Glen, Road America, Mid-Ohio and parts we...
A Living Language: 1969 AMC Rebel SST Wagon
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I love how the term "rat rod" has evolved to mean pretty much anything with faded paint. But then how can you fault a seller who begins his description, "Here you go," as if he's just been waiting there for you all along, certain in the knowledge that you'd show up eventually. And who, on the subject of that faded paint, explains that it's "starting to show a real nice natural patina – some folks think it has been painted flat red." Right. Check out the five-thousand-dollar matte paint job I just got for my AMC station wagon! Wait, you thought it was a Lambo? Nah man, it's an AMC! Yeah, really!...
Fashion Friday!
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From the April 15, 1967 issue of Vogue. Shot at Irwindale (!).More – including Twiggy on the cover – h...
Spotted: A Proper Hubcap
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I would not have guessed that a late-'80s Cutlass Ciera could be made to look cool, but white steelies with chrome hubcaps go a long way.Ciera Stal...
Today's Cars Not As Cool As Yesterday's Cars of Tomorrow Predicted
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Not nearly. How is that fifty years later the world is still struggling to catch up with the Citroen DS?Follow the link for the rest of the brochure and tons m...
Let's Say You're Sophocles: 1983 Plymouth Scamp
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Let's say you're Sophocles, and you write some plays. Your plays are good enough that 2,500 years later they're still being read and performed. Or maybe you're Bach, and you compose some music. Your music is good enough that even after 250 years people still haven't gotten tired of it. That's staying power. But let's face it: these are tiny spans of time from the perspective of cosmological history, and there's little to suggest that a billion years from now, or even a million, anyone will remember these so-called immortals. Viewed through a long enough lens, even the accomplishments of a Sophocles,...
Activities for the Developmentally Disabled
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Like a lot of slacker artist types, I spent a good portion of my twenties substitute teaching. Mostly high school, in my case. Sometimes I'd get sent to do special ed, which I loved, as these were kids who actually had a legitimate excuse for acting retarded. One of their favorite activities was vocational training. Each kid would get ten nuts, ten bolts, and a laminated sheet of paper with ten circles drawn on it. They would eagerly set to work screwing the nuts on the bolts and placing each completed assembly on a circle. Upon finishing a set, a child would raise his or her hand in triumph,...
Will Trade for Guns! 1974 Maserati Bora
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Man these do look great with the stainless steel roof. But I just don't see myself parting with my beloved MR73 Manurhin. Sorry bro.Click on the pic to check out the auct...
Rescue Saab Update: €4 Million in Pledges!
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Latest dubiously punctuated dispatch from these guys:Dear Rescue Saab-Community,In our last newsletter, we asked "How much is Saab worth to you?". Until now, 3.200 "Rescuers" participated in the survey. Currently, we have a sum of 4 Million Euro. Like we said, all of your answers are of course non-binding. We are waiting a few more days.My personal commitment is limited to the eight hundred dollars I just spent replacing a bad wheel bearing and a couple worn out rotors on the SPG. (Saving Saab, one Saab at a time.) I fucking love this so much though: "We are waiting a few more days." For what,...
Not a Misprint: Jag, Buick Tops in Dependability
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So says JD Powers & Associates. Which means those eighty-thousand-dollar Jaguars you'll be able to pick up for ten grand ten years from now (or sooner, the way things are going) might actually be decent cars. Less shocking but still plenty weird is Buick, a marque that exists at this point seemingly only because of its brand equity among the Chinese. I had to go and look at the Buick web site to remind myself what they even sell these days. Three cars. Or rather, two cars and an SUV. There's something called a Lacrosse, which looks like this:Slightly fancier but otherwise indistinguishable...
The Hitler Channel
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Okay, maybe I'm the last guy in the world to find out about this, but oh my fucking god is it funny. Well do...
Spotted: Putting the "bent" in Bentley
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It's 2009 and you used to have more money than you knew what to do with and now it's like, can something please go fucking RIGHT for a change? We feel your pain, two-hundred-thousand-dollar Bentley driver. Or rather, we note your pain, and cruelly mock it. Hahahahahaha!Bent-ley stal...
Magnum Force: 1978 Dodge Magnum
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The dark horse of the seventies personal luxury sweepstakes still looks a hell of a lot more badass than its contemporaries. Think about it: Monte? Graceful, yes; intimidating, no. T-bird? Hm. Yeah, not so much. This thing, though? Run for your life. I never realized those headlight covers were retractable, but they were. Cool!Click on the pic to check out the auct...
Spotted: 1986 Cadillac Cimmaron
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While people with short memories are acting all surprised and shit that General Motors is on the verge of going out of business, long-time car nerds have known it was inevitable for decades. Remember 1982 and the borrowed hype surrounding the "J-cars"? Why does it only occur to me now what an obvious swipe at Chrysler this was? J comes before K, get it? Clever, guys. Let's go down the list: Chevy Cavalier, everyone knows that. Slightly more obscure: the Buick Skyhawk. Pontiac? J2000! (Later simply 2000, later still the 2000 Sunbird, and finally just Sunbird. Why is this information taking up useful...
Rescue Saab! Join our web site!
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Not exactly sure what the point of this is, but what the hell. I'm number eleven thousand something. Anybody else? Also, yes, the tagline is completely ungrammatical and doesn't really make any sense. I think they're Germans. "Soon you'll find here more information about our idea to raise funds to send a signal for the Saab rescue." Funds for a signal! Awesome. This'll fix everything.Click on the rescue Saab thing, to, uh, rescue S...